May 2013
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
meladoodle:
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
brainbowunicorn:
sucha-retardis:
sucha-retardis:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
Watchdeliciouscunt:
gettin—it:
Josh Peck’s vine is the best thing to happen to society in years.
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mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
April 2013
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degrassholes:
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
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“You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via losed)
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underneaththisskin:
North Korea is like that kid in preschool who thinks he’s the shit for having the 16 pack of crayons when the U.S. actually has the 128 pack with the sharpener
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“Fear is, is not unusual,
and we want to know, what’s going on?
and what’s...”
– Blithe Field (via c-laspedhands)
rapewhistled:
swissdoll:
rip steve jobs, who always lived life to the macs
“Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.”
– J.D.Salinger (via spoonfulofwilson)
“You’re going to die. You’re going to be dead. It could be 20 years, it could be...”
– Bob Dylan (via spoonfulofwilson)
